Hot Hash House News – Platform 2 Tynemouth – 13 Feb 2019

Pub: Platform 2 – TyneMouth Micro pubHares: Woofers and Counterfeit – Short trail hare Lubri

Circling in Platform 2
A huge crowd of hashers descended on Tynemouth’s newest mirco pub, lured by the promise of delicous beer close to public transport. A beguiling combination I’m sure you’ll agree.
Intriguing instructions issued by the hare included a metro ticket for zone C, and the promise of a timed beer stop enroute.Indeed our very own Pop had half a pint before setting off ( although it didn’t entirely agree with him during the 4 mile run)
Leaving  the pub, hashers made their way through some back routes to Northumberland Park, and along the seafront, pausing to take in a few hash histories to add a cultural dimension to the evening. Reaching Tynemouth Park, rumours of a naked man circulated before the pack turned inland and back towards the Left Luggage Room for a brief (time checked) beer stop.
The group then tested the premise of  how many hashers does it take to get on an empty metro when they all try and get in the same door after having a drink ?
The answer is far too long for the metro  train driver who  reminded us on the loudspeaker that there were alternative doors on each carriage for us to use.
We then had a warm circle inside the pub, complete with down downs’ for the hares, a welcome to newbies and returners and a shout out for the embarrased naked man spotted by Trees Are in his seafront apartment. 
Stats and Special Notices
Returners – 2Newbie -1Beer Stops 1Metros – 1Number of hashers attempting to get on a metro  via the same door – 25Biscuits – Pack of (thanks Woofers)Naked man – 1 ( no photo’s)Widdlers – Non spottedLesser Spotted – Was spottedPremature evacuations – 2Yellow Ribbons Tied Round Ole Oak Trees – 1 (reminiscently)
Thanks to the hares for a hash with a bit of a difference as we wait for the sun to come round.
Next Wednesday hash
La Taverna, RytonOn On GH

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