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1583The Tudor RoseInnConts
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Wednesday2019-10-30Collingwood Terrace, Gateshead




We were drinking out in Dunston late one night When our eyes beheld an eerie sight From the Tudor Rose a bunch of r*nners arose With masks on their faces and mud on their clothes

They did the Hash They did the Monster Hash The Monster Hash They went by in a flash The Monster Hash They all looked canny lashed They did the Hash They did the Monster Hash

Led by Innconts on a winding trail They were all a bit sweaty and ghostly pale Including the wa*kers there were maybe sixteen Of the scariest Hashers this town's ever seen

They did the Hash They did the Monster Hash The Monster Hash It was a Dunston Dash The Monster Hash The All Hallows Bash The Monster Hash They did the Monster Hash

It was all false trails and turns and twists Around where Paul Gascoigne used to go on the piss Cinderella showed the pack a clean pair of heels Legged it past the stop checks like they weren't even real

They did the Hash They did the Monster Hash The Monster Hash They nearly caused a crash The Monster Hash The house porn was a bit gash The Monster Hash They did the Monster Hash

Slippery went wrong up a nice bit of hill Got Pimp to follow on, made poor Pimp feel ill They were waiting at a stop check feeling kinda deranged When Five Quai Headjob turned up late for a change

They did the Hash They did the Monster Hash The Monster Hash A bit of shiggy splash The Monster Hash They did it with panache The Monster Hash They did the Monster Hash

There were hybrid beasts of a hideous mein: A Drac Rees-Mogg and a Faragenstein They wore glow-stick bracelets from a Treasure Chest It's safe to say the locals were not greatly impressed

They did the Hash They did the Monster Hash The Monster Hash Drunk from first to last The Monster Hash One had to stop for a slash The Monster Hash They did the Monster

Hash Over and above the A1 they slunk The bridges were okay but the underpass stunk Gripper knew these streets and he led from the front Cos he'd seen all the flour on his way to the pub

They did the Hash They did the Monster Hash The Monster Hash They didn't need any cash The Monster Hash It was a non-stop Hash They did the Hash They did the Monster Hash

Once they hit the bike track it was all FRBs 'neath the eerie moon and the skeleton trees Like a gang of angry peasants they pursued the Rees-Mogg Who was r*nning like the wind because he needed the bog

They did the Hash They did the Monster Hash The Monster Hash They didn't listen to thrash The Monster Hash The hare prefers The Clash They did the Hash They did the Monster Hash

Hash History by the river didn't get very far The Hash couldn't be arsed, they were close to the bar They were on it in seconds in a monstrous hurtle In the car park round the back for a chilly circle

They did the Hash They did the Monster Hash The Monster Hash This song is balderdash The Monster Hash They had some beers stashed They did the Hash They did the Monster Hash Down-downs, singing of the usual lyrics They didn't see a ghost, but they did see some spirits Counterfit posed a name-changing question "Five-past-seven Quai" was his suggestion

They did the Hash They did the Monster Hash The Monster Hash A Bobby Pickett rehash The Monster Hash A lyrical mishmash The Monster Hash They did the Monster Hash

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