Hot Hash House News – Christmas Edition – 19 Dec 2018

Pub: The Mean Eyed CatHares: TC and Pimp

Beer stop 2 and already half the pack have wandered off , these are a selection of hashers enjoying a bit of social revelry 
A record number of hashers turned out for the Christmas hash , one of the most popular on the hash calendar, a short trail around Newcastle taking in a number of beer stops ( with minimum effort).Having consumed a record number of half pints (5) including some infamous jungle juice cider the writer hasn’t a great recollection of what happened save that after the beers stops that there was a  circle, sandwiches and  KFC was closed.
Thanks to the hares for organising a lovely night and all hashers for turning up with Christmas cheer in their hearts, 
Merry Christmas to one and all
On On GH
Special Stats and Notices

Mean eyed cats – 1Hash Hounds -1Leopards (print skirts) -1 Beer Stops – 2Shortcutters – At least 6Tipi’s – 1Bodega’s -1Boogeing -0Christmas Attire – OTTChristmas Tat – Too Too much 

1526 Hot Hash House News 12th Dec 2018

Another clear as day photo brought to you by GH’s iphone with some numpty sitting up top 

Hashers met at The Maltings pub in South Shields on a crisp and clear Wednesday evening;  pre Brexit angst having been aired earlier in the day, support for the hare/s remained strong and stable throughout the evening.   Setting off from the town centre, the hash couldn’t help but be impressed by the hare’s giant flour receptacle, surely the largest in living memory of the hash. This was later explained during the circle as being part of the hare’s new fitness regime.

The hash  followed a very visible trail that took in a variety of  differing scenery, progressing in a stately fashion around the town, heading past one of Pimp’s favourite streets for house porn and the infamous bollard (Inncon’s remembers it painfully well). Having duly admired the bricks and mortar on offer, the hash then headed out to sea via a handy gun emplacement in the sand dunes for a brief hash flash, before returning across the beach and a fast flowing tide towards the Marine Park.  Returning to the pub for a brief circle before everyone got too cold and repaired to the pub for a bit of Bingo and the Leadership Result (handily subtitled) 

Thanks to the hares for a couple of lovely routes and a very bracing run !

Stats and Special notices
Beer stop –  bypassed 😩

Hash hounds -1

Dolphins – Out at Sea 

Mean Eyed Cats – Next week Hot chocs 1   Lattes -1 

Sea views – 1

Gun -1

Morley’s – 3

Widdlers – None spotted

Leadership Result – ( oh who cares any more, its nearly Christmas)

Next Week:  The Mean Eyed Cat, Newcastle – Attire – Novelty office ( no storage space so bring a rucksack to carry anything for afters)

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